**If you select the card to be activated, once the card is opened it won't stop.
**If you select the card not be activated, you'll be able to activate the card yourself by reading the instructions. You can write anything you want before activating the card, but once activated, do not open the card.
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I couldn't get the message across,
So here's a Moaning Card for you!
What's better than a singing card? A singing card that won't stop!
The Never Ending Porn Sound Card - The Card that starts making porn noises and doesn’t stop for over four hours! Sent anonymously from our warehouse to your recipient so they'll never know who sent it (unless you reveal yourself to them).
Returns Policy
Since this is a food item, we cannot accept returns for the item.
Shipping
We ship items within 1-3 business days. In summer months, we'll include a insulated shipping mailer to help keep your package safe from the heat.