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FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A
: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law.

Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A
: Billing shows datyourdoor as the billing authority. 

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 

Orders as of 5/1/2020 are made with Milk Chocolate.

Q: How big is it?
A: Our chocolate dongs are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.

Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra during summer months. 

We now also offer hard candy d's that withhold temperature much better in warmer months.

Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.

Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dong to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.

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