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I sent it my friend who is going through a divorce. She loved it so much And thought it was hysterical. She couldn’t stop laughing. It stayed perfectly in her mailbox all day in a 100 degree heated day. Thanks for a great pick me up for a friend. Sincerely, Clorinda Mason

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Clorinda

Sent to my buddy who filmed it Review by Tory H. on 23 Oct 2020review stating Sent to my buddy who filmed itHonestly hearing the disappointment (and glee) in my homie’s voice as he opened the package was worth it 10/10 am looking for my next victim 😂

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Tory H

This gift was nothing short of amazing! It was well packaged (no pun intended) and quite sizable. The joke was over amazing. Will be purchasing again! I had one slight hiccup with the address, and the customer service was out of this world!

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